What’s wrong with my human? Doesn’t it cross his mind that I sometimes get lonely? How about some hobby to keep me going? You see, my human is sleeping peacefully although it’s only dawn anyway. He has a bad habit of remaining up late behind his screen and always making clicking sounds as he scribbles on paper with his ink pen. When he is finally retiring to bed, he tells me good night, and I calmly escort him to bed. Does he fidget with me you ask? Oh yes, he does! His hand hangs from the edge of the bed as he tries to play with me while dozing off. But yesterday he must have been stressed on his regular job because I tried to bite his finger to show my affection to him and got a shocker. He screamed at me. It was so bad that I wished it was during the day I would have sought refuge from the empty garage near the gate. Listen more. I got a proper punishment as my feeding bowl remained empty past my regular feeding times. Remember how much I love feeding. Yes, feeding is my hobby, and he knows this too well. I mean, who hates food? Don’t get me wrong. I honestly appreciate humans, but this one nearly starved me to death. But next time I will revenge if she punishes me in that manner. Wait, you are wondering how? I will just place my long paws over her nose and suffocate her. Don’t pop your eyes; I was just kidding!
Did I tell you that my human is awesome mostly during the weekends? Yes, he is! I believe his job is the source of his lousy weekday's mood because weekend we are best of friends. On ordinary winter weekends like now, my human wraps a warm fluffy duvet around me. After feeding me on a warm breakfast and canned tuna, he trims my nails and cleans my magnificent fur. Then we embark on playtime before catching an afternoon nap. Unfortunately, our good time is cut short by his friends who come to watch movies making him lock me in the lonely bedroom all evening long. Picture that. I don’t know why he doesn’t trust me outside during the night yet am a grown man. I cannot wait for my human to retire from his stressing job and we shall be lifetime companions forever!
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